This weeks’ Apprentice left us cold and bereft of a challenge. Cynthia needed to explore further avenues, so Mistress introduced her to the depths of despair that is represented by X -Factor. Whilst M warbled along to “Find Me Somebody to Love”, she wired Cynthia up to the Madonna type breast cones whilst Mistress relaxed with a few glasses of Pinot. She did however,allow Cynthia to enjoy a bottle of real ale …. more Happy Days! Hopefully next week’s Apprentice will have us back on track ……